I haven't written since Tuesday. I've had a busy week. It culminated last night with me spending the better part of five or six hours standing around Raymond James Stadium stringing camera cabling for ESPN.
And I realized in doing so that I never want to do it again.
It was a USF game. A football game. One of the few nationally televised games. Early in the week Meg told me about how they were looking for freelancers. She'd heard from two of her teachers. I had some previous experience but didn't quite know what would be expected of me by ESPN.
So I was asked to come in Thursday morning to help them get set up. Which I did. And that was fine. We unloaded the B-Unit truck, tagged everything with these fancy Tampa Sports Authority arm bands and whisked them away to their desired locations.
Before I go on, the cases didn't desire the locations, the production manager did. They're cases, they have no thoughts or feelings.
Anyway, then Thursday afternoon I directed my first Florida Focus. Which, I know, I said I'd put up here. But I've been busy. I'll get to it. But it went all right. It took us a long time though. If Tuesday was two takes, Thursday was two hundred. The half that Emily didn't screw up, I did, so...
Better luck in two weeks when I direct again.
Back to ESPN, though, Friday evening for the game. When Meg and I got there, we were handed blue vests with the ESPN logo on them. They give those to all the Utilities, freelancers at any sporting event they cover.
We stood around pretty much until the game started when our supervisor finally gave us something to do. And then I kind of wish she hadn't. She assigned us to the camera op on the Rutgers side, and, along with another guy (possibly named Kel) we carried cables for her while she ran up and down the field at the director's behest.
What was funny was early on right before the game started when she was getting shots of the fans. They're odd people. One of them asked us over and over if we knew what ESPN stands for. I would've told him nothing but my feeling is its best not to instigate drunkards.
Another was insistent that we explain what happened to Harold Reynolds. And while I don't know who that is, I might imagine he is (or was) an on-air personality. But does this guy really think that lackeys carrying cables have any idea what goes on in Bristol?
Which brings me to a bunch of people in the stands and even USF cheerleaders asking me and probably others of us to put them on TV. Seriously, do I look like I'm holding a camera? Well, perhaps if you're a little hammered there is the possibility you might mistake that nothing on my shoulder for a camera.
And not to pile on, but when we got there my back was already hurting. It has been for a few weeks. I don't know why and I don't have any money to give to a doctor to tell me why. So I stood at the cable pile located at the 50-yard line behind the player benches. Kel stood in the middle and Meg stood behind Trina (the camera op). And by the time we left, I couldn't feel my back.
This morning I could hardly move without wanting to fall over. It sucks.
In conclusion, I'd like to say that ESPN used to stand for Enterainment Sports Programming Network and a Google search for Harold Reynolds yields several stories about the Baseball Tonight host having been dismissed for sexual harrassment. A sportscaster? No, impossible.